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By Rachel Labes Miscellanea, The ArtichokeOctober 3, 2018

Wellesley Dining Halls Ranked by Likelihood You’ll Shit for Hours after Eating

Disclaimer: The Wellesley News wholeheartedly supports dining halls workers and is thankful for all their hard work

1.The winner…Stone Davis!

Everyone’s favorite comfort food spot, Stone D, also happens to be the best spot to find some mac ‘n cheese or fried food that is sure to leave you going out of your way to walk to the single-stall bathroom on the first floor, so you can really take your time with it.

2. Tower

Food is hit or miss at the Tower d-hall, but you can always count on the manicotti or stuffed shells to make you wish you had listened to your vegan friend after all.

3. Pomeroy

Beans. Literally just beans.

4. Lulu

Bring your guests from off campus here! Between the fusion station crepes and the turkey burgers at the grill bar, you can feel confident that your bowels can handle this one. (Maybe keep some tums in your backpack just in case.)

5.Bates

She’s new, improved, and better than ever. Stick to the MYO salad bar and you should be fine. East side bathrooms are newer too, so if all else fails, at least there’s that.  

 

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