- I will wake up early to do my readings before class tomorrow
- I do not turn into one of those scared dog memes when I hear a male voice on campus
- Next week I will really start to get my life together
- College is actually the worst, I’m dropping out
- I’m going to fail this test anyway so I might as well give up now
- Next year I am going to have a better work-life balance
- Wellesley is the reason I am so stressed all the time, once I graduate it will get better
- That would have been an A if it weren’t for grade deflation
- I’ve got class tomorrow so I’m not getting hammered
- Just one more episode … …
- The ideal outcome would really be to get a sugar daddy/mama or just be a trophy wife
- I can totally be just as productive studying in Starbucks
- I’m not addicted to coffee, I just like the taste
- Buying bubble tea will fix all my problems
- Yeah, this sentence makes sense
- Yeah, this essay makes sense
- Just four more years and then I’m done, no grad school for me
- These first years are so much worse than we were
- It’s not that cold
- I’m just really focused on my career right now, that’s why I’m not dating
- Thesis-ing cannot actually kill me
- I’m one of those “sleepless elites” you hear about all the time
- *Selects “going” for a Facebook event* I will definitely go to this!
- I’m deleting Tinder, for real this time
- I’m deleting Bumble, for real this time
- This probably won’t be on the midterm
- We won’t get asbestos from the tunnels
- My C – oStar said that this week would be trying, that’s why everything is such a disaster right now
- If I throw myself I front of a snow plow there are only two possible outcomes: either I get my diploma early or we get a snow day
- I’m not going to cry today
- Downtime is overrated
- Grad schools won’t care if I take my entire semester credit/non
- Flirting by sending a g-cal invite is okay
- I’m not afraid of geese
- 32 degrees is shorts weather
- I can totally go out two nights in a row
- If I don’t make eye contact, there’s no way I will get cold called
- My prof won’t notice if I adjust the margins just a bit
- I will never again be complicit in capitalism
- I would 100 percent survive The Hunger Games
- I would never marry a Harvard kid
- Econ majors aren’t the Regina George of Wellesley
- The scenery here is enough to compensate for slowly succumbing to insanity
- I totally understand everything you just said
- Laptop stickers are an acceptable substitute for a personality
- My flirting techniques have evolved since middle school
- The Bachelor doesn’t set women back 50 years
- I don’t rely on Google Groups for gossip
- Canada Goose jackets are fashionable
- Graduation won’t be cancelled
