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By Eleanor Ahn, Rebecca Birnbach The Wellesley SnoozeNovember 3, 2022

Munger Poop Bandit Flowchart

Graphic courtesy of Rebecca Birnbach

In light of the news about Munger Hall’s very own poop bandit leaving some surprises in the first floor and basement communal trash bins, we here at the Snooze felt the necessity to inform the general public on what to do when you need to poo. Although reslife is here to support you, we’re not.

If you have any information regarding the identity or whereabouts of the culprit, please call the hotlines below, or just cancel them on YikYak…up to you.

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