Fuzzy socks for those chilly New England winters
Who doesn’t love cozy socks?
More students paying full tuition
The backbone of our glorious institution.
This one just seems to fit.
It’s truly astonishing that we haven’t been shut down yet. A Christmas Miracle you could say.
A Taylor Swift Concert Presale Code
Because even though PJ was within the top 0.1% of Taylor’s listeners, she, like you, tragically did not get one.
A Dyson Airwrap
She probably already owns one tbh. But we’ll put this on here just in case 😉
A Matching PJ PJ Set
Something silk maybe?
A Visit From the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to Show Her the True Meaning of Christmas
She is the main character! In this case, the main character just happens to be Ebenezer Scrooge.
It looks dope.
Hillary Clinton’s Personal Cell Phone Number
You know she does.
All that T. Swift has got PJ in the vengeful spirit.