Sure, we all love the super ripped firefighters who come to Tower when a first-year microwaves a raw egg for 15 minutes and the fearless EMTs who drag them out kicking and screaming after they’ve had two shots on an empty stomach. At the Snooze, we believe that the Wellesley community needs to start appreciating the unsung heroes of Halloweekend: the Tower Court Saltine Brigade. Day in and day out, the humble crackers linger on their paper plates, guarding the entrance of Tower like dry, square-shaped gargoyles watching over us as we have “just one more drink” before leaving the pregame. They’re nothing fancy, but they’re dedicated to serving us as best they can. Let’s uplift the real first responders.