The Snooze Awards for the Best Tanners of 2022
Looking for a tantalizing summer experience? Well, look no further than the Snooze! In case you missed them, here are…
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Lost, but never found: Beebe Pirate Flag
Lost, but never found: Beebe Pirate Flag It was many and many a year ago In a dorm by the…
Read MoreMovie Moment! Quarantine roommates discover they’re long lost twins
In a stunning and heartwarming turn of events, two roommates quarantining together at Hotel Wellesley discovered that they were long-lost…
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Meet the Class of 2025
Haven’t had time to look through the several hundred introduction posts from the Class of 2025? Don’t worry. “The Wellesley…
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Sophomores to Live in Vacuum Closets, COVID Testing Cubicles, as the Great Housing Crisis of 2021 Steamrolls On
On the morning of sophomore housing selection, recently-engaged-u-hauling-lesbian couple Whitney Wellesley ’24 and her roommate and intended Winniefred Wellesley ’24…
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Mini fridges: Silent, but deadly
Is your mini fridge running? What’s that? It’s unionizing! If you haven’t heard already, the gas-guzzling, smog-inducing, carbon-emitting monster machines…
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