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    • Residential halls experience maintenance issues
      Residential halls experience maintenance issues
    • Wellesley community grapples with ChatGPT’s implications
      Wellesley community grapples with ChatGPT’s implications
    • Students protest for trans and nonbinary rights
      Students protest for trans and nonbinary rights
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    • ES 300 Conducts Waste Audit
      ES 300 Conducts Waste Audit
    • Scholar-advocate visits Wellesley to discuss women and incarceration
      Scholar-advocate visits Wellesley to discuss women and incarceration
    • Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
      Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
    • Alumnae Spotlight
    • Faculty Focus
  • Opinions
    • Navigating Anonymity-Seeking Apps at Wellesley
      Navigating Anonymity-Seeking Apps at Wellesley
    • Trans people are not your culture war
      Trans people are not your culture war
    • The Silicon Valley Bank collapse has exposed how the government chooses to spend its money
      The Silicon Valley Bank collapse has exposed how the government chooses to spend its money
    • Staff Editorial
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  • Arts
    • Hozier stuns with “Eat Your Young” EP
      Hozier stuns with “Eat Your Young” EP
    • Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
      Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
    • “Cocaine Bear” indicates the return of camp movies
      “Cocaine Bear” indicates the return of camp movies
    • Books Before Boys
  • Sports and Wellness
    • What even are BORGs and why do they matter?
      What even are BORGs and why do they matter?
    • What video games can teach us about self-care
      What video games can teach us about self-care
    • Student-Athlete of October
      Student-Athlete of October
    • Athlete of the Month
  • The Wellesley Snooze
    • Miss Me With That Gay Shit
      Miss Me With That Gay Shit
    • Tower House Prez Emails
      Tower House Prez Emails
    • Worst Human Being You’ve Ever Met Validated by Stone Center Therapist
      Worst Human Being You’ve Ever Met Validated by Stone Center Therapist

The Wellesley Snooze

PJ’s Letter to Santa

By Alexia Gilioli, Cheryl Wang, Rebecca Birnbach

Fuzzy socks for those chilly New England winters Who doesn’t love cozy socks?    More students paying full tuition The…

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The Wellesley Snooze

The Snooze Awards for the Best Tanners of 2022

By Alexia Gilioli, Sophie Bunnell

Looking for a tantalizing summer experience? Well, look no further than the Snooze! In case you missed them, here are…

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The Wellesley Snooze

Lost, but never found: Beebe Pirate Flag

By Alexia Gilioli

Lost, but never found: Beebe Pirate Flag It was many and many a year ago    In a dorm by the…

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The Wellesley Snooze

Movie Moment! Quarantine roommates discover they’re long lost twins

By Alexia Gilioli, Sophie Bunnell

In a stunning and heartwarming turn of events, two roommates quarantining together at Hotel Wellesley discovered that they were long-lost…

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Meet the Class of 2025

By Alexia Gilioli, Sophie Bunnell

Haven’t had time to look through the several hundred introduction posts from the Class of 2025? Don’t worry. “The Wellesley…

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The Wellesley Snooze

Sophomores to Live in Vacuum Closets, COVID Testing Cubicles, as the Great Housing Crisis of 2021 Steamrolls On

By Alexia Gilioli

On the morning of sophomore housing selection, recently-engaged-u-hauling-lesbian couple Whitney Wellesley ’24 and her roommate and intended Winniefred Wellesley ’24…

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The Wellesley Snooze

Mini fridges: Silent, but deadly

By Alexia Gilioli

Is your mini fridge running? What’s that? It’s unionizing! If you haven’t heard already, the gas-guzzling, smog-inducing, carbon-emitting monster machines…

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