Song Victims
For all great songs, there is a victim. A perpetrator. A villain. Think John Mayer and “Dear John,” Lindsey Buckingham…
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Levels of Objectification
In honor of this year’s International Women’s Day (March 8, 2023), the Snooze has decided to participate in the objectification…
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Day in the Life of Sad Wellesley Student
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a withering little sad flower sad boy poo poo? No, you…
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Hot singles in need of Valentine
You might want to hold your horses and put away your one-person pity party, for hot singles in YOUR area…
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10 Holidays Better Than Christmas
1. Memorial Day In memoriam of when the Snooze was actually funny. 2. Italian’s People Day We love our local…
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Wendy Wellesley’s Thanksgiving Menu
No one does Thanksgiving like Wendy Wellesley. Here’s an insider look at what’s going to be at this girlboss’s Thanksgiving…
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Munger Poop Bandit Flowchart
In light of the news about Munger Hall’s very own poop bandit leaving some surprises in the first floor and…
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What Your Favorite “Midnights” Song Says About You
“Lavender Haze” You make wedding Pinterest boards. For the men (Timothée Chalamet) on your “future husband” Pinterest board. For your…
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10 Easy Last-Minute Halloween Costumes
Dressing up for the spooky season? Don’t know what to wear? Fear not—we’ve got you covered, with a list of…
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