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The Wellesley Snooze

Miss Me With That Gay Shit

By Elliot Patterson

What does Wellesley mean by women’s college? Vagina. Monday, March 6, 2023, Wellesley College President Paula Johnson came out with…

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The Wellesley Snooze

Almost Presidents Day

By Abi Winer, Elliot Patterson, Rebecca Birnbach

On Feb. 20, Wellesley College students celebrated their sixth annual “Almost Presidents Day.” Students took part in traditional mourning ceremonies…

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