Student builds fort around thesis carrel
Reports filed to Campus Police of paper, markers and games disappearing from the Spontaneous Moments in the Lives of Everyday…
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God doesn’t choose Noah 2.0 in time; the second great flood cancelled
In a historic turn of events, God has cancelled the Second Great Flood. After planning the actual flood meticulously and…
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‘Appreciate me!’ — your Sunday morning hangover
Good Morning, I can see that you’re trying to wake up, but the light is too bright for your poor…
Read MoreAdministration recommends becoming invincible
In an effort to help its students and faculty, Wellesley College sent out an announcement with suggestions. Cosigned by health…
Read MoreWellesley College student has won everything
The College announced Tuesday that Aya Ayye ’15 has finally won everything that she could possibly win as an undergraduate…
Read MoreUpon finding out what Hillary would do, students lose all direction
Sources confirmed Tuesday that Her Royal Highness Hillary Clinton has sent out an official decree telling the world, once and…
Read MoreStudent ignores emails, shunned by student body
Not a single member of the Wellesley College student body has spoken to Liona Lionne ’18 in two weeks, after…
Read MoreLocal Textbook Walks Out of Clapp Library
Usually housed in the course reserve section of the Clapp Library, a sixth edition microeconomics textbook sauntered out between 9…
Read MoreSOAC applies to itself for funding, gets denied
After a thorough review of its own budget, the Student Organization and Appointments Committee (SOAC) applied to itself for funding…
Read MoreStudents still recovering from end of campaign season
Students all over campus are reportedly recovering from last Wednesday afternoon when, after election results were confirmed, political campaigns everywhere…
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