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Miscellanea, The Artichoke

Wellesley Dining Halls Ranked by Likelihood You’ll Shit for Hours after Eating

By Rachel Labes

Disclaimer: The Wellesley News wholeheartedly supports dining halls workers and is thankful for all their hard work 1.The winner…Stone Davis!…

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Miscellanea, The Artichoke

Wellesley Student on School Bus Forgets Brown Bag Lunch

By Rachel Labes

Wanda, a Wellesley student, was on her way to her first day of third grade (sometimes referred to as “junior…

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