Wellesley Dining Halls Ranked by Likelihood You’ll Shit for Hours after Eating
Disclaimer: The Wellesley News wholeheartedly supports dining halls workers and is thankful for all their hard work 1.The winner…Stone Davis!…
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FBI agent quits after surveilling Wellesley student
“It was a combination of factors, to be honest, but if I had to pick the thing that pushed me…
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Wanda, a Wellesley student, was on her way to her first day of third grade (sometimes referred to as “junior…
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Harvard guy who’s actually really informed and progressive is still really annoying
Breaking news has just come in from Cambridge, MA announcing that Harvard student John White ’19, who says all the…
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Students decide: berries in the dining halls or affordable, reliable transportation, mental health resources and support for low-income students and students of color?
In this “Saw”-like scenario, Wellesley students are forced to choose between two equatable options: we can have strawberries, raspberries and…
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What to do if you’re worried about kissing someone who looks a little too much like your dad: A guide to Marathon Monday
As Marathon Monday approaches and Wellesley students flock to CVS to stock up on chapstick, there’s one lingering question left…
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Everyone saw you drop a fork in the compost bin
Despite your furtive efforts to conceal the naked horror in your eyes, a recent investigation has revealed the scope of…
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Winter 2017-18 ends in stalemate between Wellesley students and decaying campus infrastructure
In the wake of a protracted standoff between the roughly 2,400 Wellesley students and the campus’ accommodations, which range from…
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Is the Russian Department influencing CG elections?
Over the past week, shockwaves have rippled across campus, prompted by the revelation that Wellesley’s Russian Department may be exerting…
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College announces new ‘grade subduing’ policy
On March 8, Wellesley’s Grading Department intends to make changes regarding the college’s grade deflation policy. This decision was made…
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