Wellesley women break glass ceilings of evil, too!
Live your best lives, ladies Everyone knows Wellesley students and administration love to tout the accomplishments of alumnae who go…
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The Zodiac signs as people you talk to at Thanksgiving
Maybe you went home for Thanksgiving, or maybe you went to a nearby friend’s house. Or, maybe you stayed at…
Read MoreWays I’ve answered “What are you doing after graduation?”
Almost from the moment inquiring relatives, your parents’ friends and other well-meaning adults stop asking you where you’re going to…
Read MoreNew class times give students extra five minutes to contemplate meaninglessness of existence
Administration recently announced that class times and schedules will be changing next semester in order to fulfill federal accreditation requirements….
Read MoreHORROR: Promises to “Get Lunch” Called Up
Well, it finally happened. The moment you’ve been dreading is here. No, your professor didn’t call you out for your…
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I Met My Roommate’s Parents and It All Makes Sense Now
Family and Friends Weekend flooded campus with parents and old friends, merging students’ family lives with their school lives. Many…
Read MoreWellesley Dining Halls Ranked by Likelihood You’ll Shit for Hours after Eating
Disclaimer: The Wellesley News wholeheartedly supports dining halls workers and is thankful for all their hard work 1.The winner…Stone Davis!…
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FBI agent quits after surveilling Wellesley student
“It was a combination of factors, to be honest, but if I had to pick the thing that pushed me…
Read MoreWellesley Student on School Bus Forgets Brown Bag Lunch
Wanda, a Wellesley student, was on her way to her first day of third grade (sometimes referred to as “junior…
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Harvard guy who’s actually really informed and progressive is still really annoying
Breaking news has just come in from Cambridge, MA announcing that Harvard student John White ’19, who says all the…
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