Why you aren’t getting your summer internship
Summer is only 2,184 hours or 90 days, away, and if you haven’t secured your internship yet, you may be…
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Office of Residential Life announces changes to the housing process
On Feb. 18, Director of Residential Life Seffie Tringet sent out an email to the campus announcing that the College…
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Wellesley creates conversations class to compete with MIT
Wellesley College has been abuzz with talk of cross-registration at MIT as the semester begins. Unofficially, some students see this…
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Psychologists study what Wellesley students are willing to do for gift cards
A newly-released study by the American Psychological Association has found that Wellesley students are exceptional amongst all college students in…
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Skywriting craze sweeps across campus
According to student witnesses, Wellesley College has experienced a huge spike in skywriting across campus this semester. “I was heading…
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The Greatest Playlist Ever
We’ve all made the greatest playlist ever. We’ve all been the first person to compile a playlist to which you…
Read MoreRefugees from war-torn and drought-ridden Mount Olympus find U.S. “Melting Pot” to be cold congealed pot of hostility
As a result of Hades’ abduction of Persephone and Demeter’s subsequent environmental retaliation, prominent Mt. Olympus citizens have sought refuge…
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The Head of the Charles Regatta (HOCR), the world’s largest two-day regatta, is upon us. I’m five foot eight, but…
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Eleven alternative fun facts that will leave people guessing, but not enough to ask follow up questions
This September has brought with it a slew of anti-fun fact memes, each created in opposition to the heinous first…
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Silly Man on Amtrak
Thursday, 6:30 p.m., sitting at a booth in the food car: Man with briefcase, aged 40 or so, already grey:…
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