Skywriting craze sweeps across campus
According to student witnesses, Wellesley College has experienced a huge spike in skywriting across campus this semester. “I was heading…
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The Greatest Playlist Ever
We’ve all made the greatest playlist ever. We’ve all been the first person to compile a playlist to which you…
Read MoreRefugees from war-torn and drought-ridden Mount Olympus find U.S. “Melting Pot” to be cold congealed pot of hostility
As a result of Hades’ abduction of Persephone and Demeter’s subsequent environmental retaliation, prominent Mt. Olympus citizens have sought refuge…
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The Head of the Charles Regatta (HOCR), the world’s largest two-day regatta, is upon us. I’m five foot eight, but…
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Eleven alternative fun facts that will leave people guessing, but not enough to ask follow up questions
This September has brought with it a slew of anti-fun fact memes, each created in opposition to the heinous first…
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Silly Man on Amtrak
Thursday, 6:30 p.m., sitting at a booth in the food car: Man with briefcase, aged 40 or so, already grey:…
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The Wellesley Blues
It is to be expected that many people romanticize the beginning of the school year: leaves turning color; a hint…
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The Smoker’s Bench: Where Are They Now?
“Do you have a light?” A friendship ignited. In the Bates courtyard, there exists a magical bench that facilitates one…
Read MoreWellesley College introduces new courses for Spring 2017 semester
PHIL 267: Nihilistic Aspirations This course will fulfill the epistemology and cognition requirement for aspiring hipsters who want to have…
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Pom Senior Sets Controversial Record for Most Wellesley Chops
In reports drawn from Facebook and corroborated by friends, The Wellesley News has uncovered that Pomeroy resident Hailey Benson has…
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