Wellesley invites Momo for Women’s History Month
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Students shocked to learn anonymous confessions page brings no actual change, town hall to follow
In a new study conducted via an all-school email, researchers concluded that a shocking 88 percent of current Wellesley students…
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Wellesley changes admission policy to create ideal student body population
This past week, Wellesley College revealed its newest admission policy in hopes of creating the ideal student body population. Wellesley…
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Body positivity win! Tower Court hosts thicc snow woman
Wellesley students were in for a surprise this week after Wednesday night’s snowstorm. On Thursday morning, Tower Court was suddenly…
Read MoreDorm Room Has Never Held More Salvaged Goods, Marie Kondo to Blame
Tidying expert Marie Kondo’s recent rise to fame has resulted in the cleaning up of homes across the country. An…
Read MoreWellesley women break glass ceilings of evil, too!
Live your best lives, ladies Everyone knows Wellesley students and administration love to tout the accomplishments of alumnae who go…
Read MoreThe Zodiac signs as people you talk to at Thanksgiving
Maybe you went home for Thanksgiving, or maybe you went to a nearby friend’s house. Or, maybe you stayed at…
Read MoreWays I’ve answered “What are you doing after graduation?”
Almost from the moment inquiring relatives, your parents’ friends and other well-meaning adults stop asking you where you’re going to…
Read MoreNew class times give students extra five minutes to contemplate meaninglessness of existence
Administration recently announced that class times and schedules will be changing next semester in order to fulfill federal accreditation requirements….
Read MoreHORROR: Promises to “Get Lunch” Called Up
Well, it finally happened. The moment you’ve been dreading is here. No, your professor didn’t call you out for your…
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