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In a shocking move, The Wellesley Snooze has seized control of The Wellesley News after a brutal not-coup at their…
Read MoreIn a shocking move, The Wellesley Snooze has seized control of The Wellesley News after a brutal not-coup at their…
Read MoreWi-Fi problems got you down? Did you miss Zoom class because Wellesley Secure won’t connect and Wellesley Guest didn’t upload…
Read MorePain. It’s all I can feel around me as I walk across the campus. A week after Wellesley’s administration informed…
Read MoreCollege President Jaula Pohnson released a statement on April 1 that as of Fall 2023, Wellesley would start allowing applicants…
Read MoreIn a tragic accident, Wellesley student Econne Maedger ’22 has burned to a crisp after turning on her dorm room’s…
Read MoreI normally don’t do negative reviews in this column, but wow, I need to tell you about this. “Dear Wendy”…
Read MoreThe Office of Student Involvement recently opened applications for student leadership positions. Despite wide interest in orientation mentor positions, students…
Read MoreIn an effort to mitigate the spread of elitism and steminism, Wellesley College has decided to have the Locomotion stop…
Read MoreValentine’s Day got you stressed? Here are some cute gift ideas based on your valentine’s major! Chemistry: Barium, carbon, potassium,…
Read MoreIn a stunning and heartwarming turn of events, two roommates quarantining together at Hotel Wellesley discovered that they were long-lost…
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