Wellesley News Leadership Changes Completely Peacefully Without Any Suspicious Disappearances At All
In a shocking move, The Wellesley Snooze has seized control of The Wellesley News after a brutal not-coup at their…
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Solve Your Connection Problems With Wellesley Insecure
Wi-Fi problems got you down? Did you miss Zoom class because Wellesley Secure won’t connect and Wellesley Guest didn’t upload…
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Mayhem strikes Wellesley as paper towels removed from campus
Pain. It’s all I can feel around me as I walk across the campus. A week after Wellesley’s administration informed…
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Wellesley to Allow Male Applicants
College President Jaula Pohnson released a statement on April 1 that as of Fall 2023, Wellesley would start allowing applicants…
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Student burns to a crisp after turning on dorm’s overhead light for the first time this year
In a tragic accident, Wellesley student Econne Maedger ’22 has burned to a crisp after turning on her dorm room’s…
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Move over, “Mona Lisa Smile,” the Wellesley community has a new inaccurate fictional portrayal of campus to talk about (Books Before Boys review)
I normally don’t do negative reviews in this column, but wow, I need to tell you about this. “Dear Wendy”…
Read MoreRes life announces RAs, HPs unpaid in solidarity with OMs
The Office of Student Involvement recently opened applications for student leadership positions. Despite wide interest in orientation mentor positions, students…
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Locomotion to stop at BU, Northeastern to encourage students to have partners elsewhere
In an effort to mitigate the spread of elitism and steminism, Wellesley College has decided to have the Locomotion stop…
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Valentine’s gifts based on your major <3
Valentine’s Day got you stressed? Here are some cute gift ideas based on your valentine’s major! Chemistry: Barium, carbon, potassium,…
Read MoreMovie Moment! Quarantine roommates discover they’re long lost twins
In a stunning and heartwarming turn of events, two roommates quarantining together at Hotel Wellesley discovered that they were long-lost…
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