Miss Me With That Gay Shit
What does Wellesley mean by women’s college? Vagina. Monday, March 6, 2023, Wellesley College President Paula Johnson came out with…
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Tower House Prez Emails
Over the course of the past few weeks, Tower Court residents have engaged in slightly more debauchery than usual. As…
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Worst Human Being You’ve Ever Met Validated by Stone Center Therapist
Stating that she was “allowed to feel upset about this,” the Stone Center just validated the worst human being you’ve…
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Are YOU Chronically Online?
Here at the Snooze, we’ve developed a scientific process to tell whether people at this prestigious institution suffer from the…
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Levels of Objectification
In honor of this year’s International Women’s Day (March 8, 2023), the Snooze has decided to participate in the objectification…
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Congratulations, Dr. Paula Johnson, nepo baby extraordinaire!
On Dec. 19, New York Magazine published a cover-to-cover exposé analyzing and critiquing Hollywood’s nepo-baby boom, dubbing 2022 “The Year…
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Almost Presidents Day
On Feb. 20, Wellesley College students celebrated their sixth annual “Almost Presidents Day.” Students took part in traditional mourning ceremonies…
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10 Ice Spice lyrics that are actually about Wellesley
Since our institution’s founding in 1870, many influential intellectuals have walked our hallowed halls. Yet, all pale in comparison to…
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Day in the Life of Sad Wellesley Student
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a withering little sad flower sad boy poo poo? No, you…
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Folx, We’re F*cking Edgy Now!!
We’re not pansy pants anymore, and we’re actually going to write edgy sh*t now (for realsies!!). This is the era…
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