The Wellesley Effect gains increased recognition
***Editor’s Note: This article was published as part of the satirical April 1, 2016 issue. A Wellesley education has a tangible, lasting effect on its students…
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The Scream Balloon to become official mascot of the Science Center
“The Scream Balloon,” as Wellesley students affectionately call it, has officially been elected as mascot of the Science Center on…
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Innovative entrepreneurs invent apps by and for women
At the Minnesota Tech $100K Catalyst Finale 2016 on Feb. 10, Area professor Daniel Dwight,made a monumental speech on the…
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HGTV-inspired student attempts to flip and sell West Side singles for profit
Following an entire wintersession spent marathoning HGTV staples such as “Flip or Flop”, “House Hunters” and “Property Brothers,” Erica Chapman…
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New student organization aims to stop the use of ‘reply all’
Irked by students who hit “reply all” while responding to school-wide emails and augment the already excessive number of emails…
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New study explores in-class argument habits
The anthropology department has finally released its exhaustive, five-year-long study of Wellesley’s in-class argumentative habits. The study, conducted in at least…
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Students gear up for Annual Midterms Humblebrag Derby
Students across campus are preparing for the Annual Midterms Humblebrag Derby, a Wellesley tradition and student life staple. The Derby,…
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Mild girl from your HoCo embarks on six-year journey down the salad bar
Reports written in conjunction with staff and students at the Bae Pao Lu Chow Dining Hall confirmed this afternoon…
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Neanderthal found at Remix dance floor site
Reports written in conjunction with Campus Police and the anthropology ancient Neanderthal was excavated from the Remix Dance Floor at…
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Student builds fort around thesis carrel
Reports filed to Campus Police of paper, markers and games disappearing from the Spontaneous Moments in the Lives of Everyday…
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