Ten Hot Tips for Looking Sexier While Swabbing Your Nostrils
Because we love our fans and want the best for you, here’s ten tips for becoming the sexist, nose swabbing…
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Meet the Class of 2025
Haven’t had time to look through the several hundred introduction posts from the Class of 2025? Don’t worry. “The Wellesley…
Read MoreFully remote first-years shocked to find out that Wellesley is real
As the entire Wellesley student body returns to campus this fall, members of the Class of 2024 that had been…
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Scarlett Johansson joins cast of Shang-Chi
Scarlett Johansson, known for her breakout role in “Ghost in the Shell,” has recently reprised her status as a trailblazer…
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Sophomores to Live in Vacuum Closets, COVID Testing Cubicles, as the Great Housing Crisis of 2021 Steamrolls On
On the morning of sophomore housing selection, recently-engaged-u-hauling-lesbian couple Whitney Wellesley ’24 and her roommate and intended Winniefred Wellesley ’24…
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Wellesley community loses all sense of hope after Wi-Fi outage
On Saturday, May 29, the Wellesley Secure Wi-Fi ceased to function for the whole day. Wellesley students, in the midst…
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Mini fridges: Silent, but deadly
Is your mini fridge running? What’s that? It’s unionizing! If you haven’t heard already, the gas-guzzling, smog-inducing, carbon-emitting monster machines…
Read MoreWellesley to Replace Term System with “Two Week System”
Over the past year, Wellesley College has implemented many changes and new rules to manage remote learning and maintain its…
Read MoreRemote students experience existential crises; change class years in email signatures
Students who are studying remotely due to the COVID-19 pandemic are facing yet another unprecedented challenge this semester. Closed waitlists…
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Your next on-campus romance isn’t going to work out
Heartbreak is in the air this season as Wellesley students begin the process of moving back to campus for the…
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