Lena Dunham
Loud, white liberal with a pixie cut
Megan Rapinoe (ibid)
We know you’re mad about this, but it’s true
Eve (from the Bible, not WALL-E)
Had hella plants, but abandoned them
Little Bo-Peep (from Disney/Pixar’s 1995 Toy Story)
So coquette!
Cruella De Vil
Dyed hair with a quasi mullet, thinks she’s gonna get all the bitches
Rapunzel
Got the Wellesley chop
Dolores Umbridge
She rocks a pants suit
Took over the whole-ass ministry of magic #slay
Amelia Earhart
Idk why, but it just feels right
Would prob get lost trying to catch the commuter rail
Mindy Kaling
This isn’t a joke lol, I actually did think she went here
Lin Manuel Miranda
Oh wait, never mind, that’s Wesleyan
That one dumbass in my math class’ mom
She has to have been a legacy admit