John Shearer
Ignorance girlbossified. Graphic by Rebecca Birnbach, but idk why I photoshopped this one... considering there are many real photos of L*na in a pussy hat.
1. Pussy hats
They are objectively stupid and hideous.
2. Baby showers
The kid’s not even fucking born yet, why do they need a party?
3. When I thought I could carry my heavy ass package up the hill from Lulu
Sometimes you just need a man, ya know?
4. Lena Dunham
Yeah …
5. The Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire
If only “Rosie the Riveter” didn’t empower women to work in factories, so many lives could’ve been saved if the stay-at-home moms just stayed home.
6. Whoever decided it was “feminist” to split the bill
Because now I feel bad every time and go 50/50, but I shouldn’t have to.
7. The Suffrage Movement
I’m really indecisive, so voting makes me anxious.
8. Olaplex causing hair loss
Kinda rude smh.
9. Gay-lor conspiracy theories
Leave her alone!
10. Attending a Historically Women’s College.