With the Supreme Court’s overturning of Affirmative Action, the college application landscape has been undeniably altered. We noticed some interesting statistics in President Johnson’s email detailing the demographic breakdown of
35%
of the incoming class identify themselves as part of the LGBTQ+ community, which is
30%
more than last week.
397,609,876,5600
is a really big number!
Only
1
student has a “K” in their name, kinda weird right?
We can now proudly say that we have students hailing from all
50
of the world’s top boarding schools.
75%
of students self-reported that they were interested in cross-registering with MIT. Coincidentally,
100%
of students believed “cross register” is a euphemism for sex with a CS major.
70 / 80
incoming international students already know each other! These global citizens are a diverse group of students coming to us from a total of
3
different international schools!
Our endowment is projected to grow by
$75,000,000
this fiscal year alone. This is due to
100%
of the class of 1938 dying.
80%
of students placed in Tower Court who requested non-smoking roommates have been seen passing
2
cigarettes around with their
15
person friend groups
(that WILL last the next 4 years)
Our carbon footprint has increased by
1,236
tonnes of greenhouse gasses from the sheer amount of orgs fair emails the class of ’28 signed up for but will never read.
In congruence with the ongoing Bay Area Epidemic, we’ve seen a
49%
increase in people saying they live near San Francisco, with a shocking
12%
drop in students actually within
50
miles of the bay.
And finally, we asked who their biggest inspiration was. Here are the top 5 answers:
1. Madeleine Albright
2. Their mom (’91)
3. Taylor Swift
4. Their Grandmother (’62)
5. Monica Lewinsky