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By Abi Winer The Wellesley SnoozeFebruary 8, 2023

Rejected Snooze Articles for the Week

Graphic by Rebecca Birnbach

Here at the Snooze, our many enthusiastic “journalists” eagerly pitch new ideas every week. For better or for worse, most never meet the printing press. Here are just a few of the rejected ideas proposed in this week’s Snooze meeting:

1. Rating the boyfriends I saw at Lulu this week
2. Five things that I think are missing in my classroom without men(#1: definitive statements)
3. Worst hair transformations we’ve all noticed since getting back from break
4. I sold my soul to Sidechat: here’s what happened.
5. 10 reasons why white masc lesbians are oppressed on this campus
6. A conversation with the ghosts in Tower Great Hall (the voices in my head)

Graphic by Cheryl Wang.

7. Balaclava or baklava, your guide to delicious winter layers

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