- Math 223: Number theory
Be warned, regardless of your status on the “list,” your entrance can hinge entirely upon your ability to solve a math-related riddle, so study up on your quadratic formula and times tables! https://www.splashlearn.com/blog/best-math-riddles-for-kids/
- PYSC 328: Seminar: Genes, Brains, and Human Variation
Going to a frat is just a huge experiment. Use this experience to fill your psych major research requirement. Maybe you’ll be able to Pavlov the brothers into being kind.
- AMST 348: Conservatism in America
A good preparatory course for any Boston Fraternity.
- Econ 222: Games of Strategy
What is the opportunity cost of taking the 9:20 Loco and arriving 20 minutes late to the function? Is there a diminishing marginal return on the amount of Natty Lights you can drink? What’s the equilibrium quantity of guys you can flirt with before you give up all hope for finding love? Co-requisite: ASTRO 107, in case the loco doesn’t make it and you must read the stars and make your way back.
- CHEM 302: Seminar: Communicating and Teaching Chemistry
Because we sure as hell don’t have any.
- PYSC 349: Nonverbal Communication:
Learn to silently flirt and ask: is the alcohol downstairs? Is there toilet paper in the bathroom? Will I have to fuck a brother for some boxed wine?
- PE 149: Powerhouse Fitness (AKA “Boot Camp”)
This blood-pumping class, focused on building up all six of your muscle groups, will prepare you for the high-intensity work of clawing your way up their giant marble entryway staircase. Unfortunately, we don’t have one to train on.
- EDUC: Seminar In Public Writing: Adolescent Sexual Health Communication in the Real World
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- ARTH 288: Nineteenth Century Architecture and Urbanism
Includes a delightful field trip to the historic Chi Phi house and see the beautiful woodpanelling, antique stained glass, and the Fraternity Composite, complete with small Sharpie moustaches emblematic of the wealthy 19th-century urban architecture of Boston.
- PSYCH 212: Personality
Find out how much they lack!
NOT
CMS.303/CMS.803 DJ History, Technique, and Technology
- Despite MIT offering a survey DJ course, their fraternities remain blissfully unaware of how to DJ. If you are interested in original and heartpumping mixes with music from this decade, please look further than Comm Ave and keep going until you get to BU.
PE 283: Salsa Dance
- Fair warning: You will be listening exclusively to Katy Perry, Gangnam Style, and the strangest Taylor Swift song you’ve ever heard, so no dancing experience is needed.
WGST: Love and Intimacy:
- love shouldn’t be in your vocab, keep your expectations low, enjoy the semiromantic non committal situationship
