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Warnings From The Route 9 Psychic
- The menacing figures in the Claflin laundry machines are plotting my demise
- The tampons on the floor of the Beebe 4th shower are going to be sentient one day (something in the water)
- I will wake up and see the ghost of past lost shower hair hovering above me
- One day I will be driving through that one intersection and make such an ugly left turn that all the other drivers will roll down their windows and point and laugh
- Giving her $300 will save me from the hair ghost (she has crystals)
