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The Wellesley News

The student newspaper of Wellesley College since 1901

The Wellesley News

The student newspaper of Wellesley College since 1901

The Wellesley News

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Severance

Rebecca Birnbach, Snooze Managing Editor | February 5, 2025

Jan. 20, Wellesley College –– in an innovative move that has other institutions green with envy, Wellesley College has just unveiled its latest contribution to social justice: the Severed Dormitory....

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Gender at Conception

Gatsby Langston | February 5, 2025
I can't believe we have a female president!!
Winter break playlist

Winter break playlist

Talia DePodesta, Junior Snooze Editor | February 5, 2025
Who else had to evacuate the dance floor???
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That fuck ass shack on Tupelo lane

Blonde '28, Junior Snooze Editor | February 5, 2025
Let the games begin, hoorah!
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Reddit storytime

Talia DePodesta, Staff Writer | December 5, 2024

I (18F) have been getting some heat over a recent situation with my roommate (18F), but I think I’ve been nothing but reasonable. When I met my roommate this fall, I thought it was a match made in heaven,...

QUIZ: Is this first-year you just met actually pre-med, or will they be an econ major by spring?

QUIZ: Is this first-year you just met actually pre-med, or will they be an econ major by spring?

Jo Calderone, Staff Writer | December 3, 2024

With the arrival of the red class of 2028 on campus, Wellesley College’s landscape is filled with so many fresh, young faces. In this class, we have future human rights attorneys, future writers of the...

The Snooze’s Top 5 Hottest New Citation Styles

Talia Depodesta, Staff Writer | December 3, 2024

We all know the classic holy trinity, Chicago, MLA and APA. These citation styles have been used since the dawn of academic time. But let’s be honest. I know it, you know it, the Purdue Owl knows it...

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If Wellesley is so woke…

Elpha. Ba, Head Witch in Charge | December 3, 2024

This holiday break, I had a magical, life changing experience watching Wicked in theatres. The six-hour affair, which included a beautiful two-hour and forty-minute community singalong, a twenty-minute...

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Flight Itinerary for The Wellesley Goose

Blonde (roots are showing) '28, Junior Editor | December 3, 2024

Sunday, Sept. 22, 2024. High of 66 F. Temperature decreasing. It is time to prepare. It is time to make the voyage. The treacherous trek. The fatal flight. My trip southbound will soon commence. I must...

Trump Appointee Roasts

Trump Appointee Roasts

Elliot Patterson and Rebecca Birnbach | November 12, 2024
When they go low, we go lower.
How I solved the male loneliness epidemic

How I solved the male loneliness epidemic

Beverly Cohen, Staff Writer | November 12, 2024
They can’t be lonely if they’re dead.
New SBOG positions

New SBOG positions

Blonde '28, Staff Writer | November 12, 2024
Apply today!
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