HGTV-inspired student attempts to flip and sell West Side singles for profit
Following an entire wintersession spent marathoning HGTV staples such as “Flip or Flop”, “House Hunters” and “Property Brothers,” Erica Chapman…
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New study explores in-class argument habits
The anthropology department has finally released its exhaustive, five-year-long study of Wellesley’s in-class argumentative habits. The study, conducted in at least…
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Students gear up for Annual Midterms Humblebrag Derby
Students across campus are preparing for the Annual Midterms Humblebrag Derby, a Wellesley tradition and student life staple. The Derby,…
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Mild girl from your HoCo embarks on six-year journey down the salad bar
Reports written in conjunction with staff and students at the Bae Pao Lu Chow Dining Hall confirmed this afternoon…
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Neanderthal found at Remix dance floor site
Reports written in conjunction with Campus Police and the anthropology ancient Neanderthal was excavated from the Remix Dance Floor at…
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SOFC: efficient, merciful, misunderstood
***Editor’s Note: This article was published as part of the satirical April 1, 2015 issue Treasurer declares interactions with SOFC…
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