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      Top ten times feminism led us astray
    • Song Victims
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The Wellesley Snooze

Song Victims

By Eleanor Ahn

For all great songs, there is a victim. A perpetrator. A villain. Think John Mayer and “Dear John,” Lindsey Buckingham…

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Levels of Objectification

By Eleanor Ahn

In honor of this year’s International Women’s Day (March 8, 2023), the Snooze has decided to participate in the objectification…

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Day in the Life of Sad Wellesley Student

By Eleanor Ahn

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a withering little sad flower sad boy poo poo? No, you…

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Hot singles in need of Valentine

By Eleanor Ahn

You might want to hold your horses and put away your one-person pity party, for hot singles in YOUR area…

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10 Holidays Better Than Christmas

By Cheryl Wang, Eleanor Ahn, Rebecca Birnbach

1. Memorial Day In memoriam of when the Snooze was actually funny. 2. Italian’s People Day We love our local…

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Wendy Wellesley’s Thanksgiving Menu

By Eleanor Ahn

No one does Thanksgiving like Wendy Wellesley. Here’s an insider look at what’s going to be at this girlboss’s Thanksgiving…

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Munger Poop Bandit Flowchart

By Eleanor Ahn, Rebecca Birnbach

In light of the news about Munger Hall’s very own poop bandit leaving some surprises in the first floor and…

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What Your Favorite “Midnights” Song Says About You

By Eleanor Ahn, Rebecca Birnbach, Sada Kalbach

“Lavender Haze” You make wedding Pinterest boards. For the men (Timothée Chalamet) on your “future husband” Pinterest board. For your…

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10 Easy Last-Minute Halloween Costumes

By Eleanor Ahn

Dressing up for the spooky season? Don’t know what to wear? Fear not—we’ve got you covered, with a list of…

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