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      Wellesley Students Comment on Recent State Elections
    • Still No Student Bursar: It’s Not Just a Money Problem
      Still No Student Bursar: It’s Not Just a Money Problem
    • Students question administration’s comments on demonstration policy
      Students question administration’s comments on demonstration policy
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    • Professor Selwyn Cudjoe Set To Retire After 38 Years At Wellesley: Africana Studies department hosts lecture series in his honor
      Professor Selwyn Cudjoe Set To Retire After 38 Years At Wellesley: Africana Studies department hosts lecture series in his honor
    • Lines and Light: Vera Pavlova’s Poetry in “The Line of Contact”
      Lines and Light: Vera Pavlova’s Poetry in “The Line of Contact”
    • Tanner Conference: A look into STEM Students Summer Experiences
      Tanner Conference: A look into STEM Students Summer Experiences
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    • We don’t all have to be doctors
      We don’t all have to be doctors
    • Letter to the Editor: do you condemn Israel?
      Letter to the Editor: do you condemn Israel?
    • Arabs and Muslims will speak for ourselves
      Arabs and Muslims will speak for ourselves
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    • Brandeis-Wellesley Orchestra celebrates 20th anniversary
      Brandeis-Wellesley Orchestra celebrates 20th anniversary
    • Marvel does “Loki” justice with its second season.
      Marvel does “Loki” justice with its second season.
    • SAG-AFTRA reaches tentative deal with studios
      SAG-AFTRA reaches tentative deal with studios
  • Sports
    • The Wellesley Blue is Off to a Powerful Winter Season
      The Wellesley Blue is Off to a Powerful Winter Season
    • Bringing Back the Wellesley College 50 list!
      Bringing Back the Wellesley College 50 list!
    • Sports Week Cheat Sheet: Top Five Moments
      Sports Week Cheat Sheet: Top Five Moments
  • Multimedia
    • Wellesley Celebrates Flower Sunday 2023
      Wellesley Celebrates Flower Sunday 2023
    • Photo of the Week
      Photo of the Week
    • “Stronger Together” Rally with Chelsea Clinton
      “Stronger Together” Rally with Chelsea Clinton
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  • The Wellesley Snooze
    • How I Transformed My Life Using Kiki and Bouba Theory
      How I Transformed My Life Using Kiki and Bouba Theory
    • America… America has a problem.
      America… America has a problem.
    • A Wellesley Snooze Need to Know: Why Won’t Obama Release his LSAT Scores?
      A Wellesley Snooze Need to Know: Why Won’t Obama Release his LSAT Scores?
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The Wellesley Snooze

How I Transformed My Life Using Kiki and Bouba Theory

By Elliot Patterson, Rebecca Birnbach

The last two weeks have been an aggressive slap in the face. A wakeup call that something needs to change….

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A Wellesley Snooze Need to Know: Why Won’t Obama Release his LSAT Scores?

By Elliot Patterson

I would consider myself to be the ideal Wellesley girl: private preschool, public service internships, and four years of varsity…

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The Wellesley Snooze

What to Say Instead of “I go to Wellesley”

By Elliot Patterson

Are you tired of having to explain Wellesley to old friends, relatives, new coworkers, randos you meet at the bar,…

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The Wellesley Snooze

I Sold My Soul to Fizz

By Elliot Patterson

*This is an article from the humor section, not real news.* 9/4/23 Dear Diary, Today is my first day of…

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Miss Me With That Gay Shit

By Elliot Patterson

What does Wellesley mean by women’s college? Vagina. Monday, March 6, 2023, Wellesley College President Paula Johnson came out with…

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Almost Presidents Day

By Abi Winer, Elliot Patterson, Rebecca Birnbach

On Feb. 20, Wellesley College students celebrated their sixth annual “Almost Presidents Day.” Students took part in traditional mourning ceremonies…

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