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      Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
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      Navigating Anonymity-Seeking Apps at Wellesley
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      Trans people are not your culture war
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      The Silicon Valley Bank collapse has exposed how the government chooses to spend its money
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    • Hozier stuns with “Eat Your Young” EP
      Hozier stuns with “Eat Your Young” EP
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      Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
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      “Cocaine Bear” indicates the return of camp movies
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      What even are BORGs and why do they matter?
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      What video games can teach us about self-care
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    • Miss Me With That Gay Shit
      Miss Me With That Gay Shit
    • Tower House Prez Emails
      Tower House Prez Emails
    • Worst Human Being You’ve Ever Met Validated by Stone Center Therapist
      Worst Human Being You’ve Ever Met Validated by Stone Center Therapist

The Wellesley Snooze

Miss Me With That Gay Shit

By Elliot Patterson

What does Wellesley mean by women’s college? Vagina. Monday, March 6, 2023, Wellesley College President Paula Johnson came out with…

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The Wellesley Snooze

Almost Presidents Day

By Abi Winer, Elliot Patterson, Rebecca Birnbach

On Feb. 20, Wellesley College students celebrated their sixth annual “Almost Presidents Day.” Students took part in traditional mourning ceremonies…

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