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Features, News and Features, The Wellesley Snooze

Student builds fort around thesis carrel

By Lara Azar

Reports filed to Campus Police of paper, markers and games disappearing from the Spontaneous Moments in the Lives of Everyday…

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God doesn’t choose Noah 2.0 in time; the second great flood cancelled

By Lara Azar

In a historic turn of events, God has cancelled the Second Great Flood. After planning the actual flood meticulously and…

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‘Appreciate me!’ — your Sunday morning hangover

By Lara Azar

Good Morning, I can see that you’re trying to wake up, but the light is too bright for your poor…

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Administration recommends becoming invincible

By Lara Azar

In an effort to help its students and faculty, Wellesley College sent out an announcement with suggestions. Cosigned by health…

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Wellesley College student has won everything

By Lara Azar

The College announced Tuesday that Aya Ayye ’15 has finally won everything that she could possibly win as an undergraduate…

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Upon finding out what Hillary would do, students lose all direction

By Lara Azar

Sources confirmed Tuesday that Her Royal Highness Hillary Clinton has sent out an official decree telling the world, once and…

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Student ignores emails, shunned by student body

By Lara Azar

Not a single member of the Wellesley College student body has spoken to Liona Lionne ’18 in two weeks, after…

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Local Textbook Walks Out of Clapp Library

By Lara Azar

Usually housed in the course reserve section of the Clapp Library, a sixth edition microeconomics textbook sauntered out between 9…

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SOAC applies to itself for funding, gets denied

By Lara Azar

After a thorough review of its own budget, the Student Organization and Appointments Committee (SOAC) applied to itself for funding…

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Students still recovering from end of campaign season

By Lara Azar

Students all over campus are reportedly recovering from last Wednesday afternoon when, after election results were confirmed, political campaigns everywhere…

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