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    • Residential halls experience maintenance issues
      Residential halls experience maintenance issues
    • Wellesley community grapples with ChatGPT’s implications
      Wellesley community grapples with ChatGPT’s implications
    • Students protest for trans and nonbinary rights
      Students protest for trans and nonbinary rights
    • News in Brief
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    • ES 300 Conducts Waste Audit
      ES 300 Conducts Waste Audit
    • Scholar-advocate visits Wellesley to discuss women and incarceration
      Scholar-advocate visits Wellesley to discuss women and incarceration
    • Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
      Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
    • Alumnae Spotlight
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  • Opinions
    • Navigating Anonymity-Seeking Apps at Wellesley
      Navigating Anonymity-Seeking Apps at Wellesley
    • Trans people are not your culture war
      Trans people are not your culture war
    • The Silicon Valley Bank collapse has exposed how the government chooses to spend its money
      The Silicon Valley Bank collapse has exposed how the government chooses to spend its money
    • Staff Editorial
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  • Arts
    • Hozier stuns with “Eat Your Young” EP
      Hozier stuns with “Eat Your Young” EP
    • Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
      Diana Khoi Nguyen leads workshop and poetry reading
    • “Cocaine Bear” indicates the return of camp movies
      “Cocaine Bear” indicates the return of camp movies
    • Books Before Boys
  • Sports and Wellness
    • What video games can teach us about self-care
      What video games can teach us about self-care
    • Student-Athlete of October
      Student-Athlete of October
    • Athletics Update Oct. 19, 2022
      Athletics Update Oct. 19, 2022
    • Athlete of the Month
  • The Wellesley Snooze
    • Miss Me With That Gay Shit
      Miss Me With That Gay Shit
    • Tower House Prez Emails
      Tower House Prez Emails
    • Worst Human Being You’ve Ever Met Validated by Stone Center Therapist
      Worst Human Being You’ve Ever Met Validated by Stone Center Therapist

Miscellanea, The Wellesley Snooze

The Greatest Playlist Ever

By Nuala Stone

We’ve all made the greatest playlist ever. We’ve all been the first person to compile a playlist to which you…

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Miscellanea, The Wellesley Snooze

Refugees from war-torn and drought-ridden Mount Olympus find U.S. “Melting Pot” to be cold congealed pot of hostility

By Nuala Stone

As a result of Hades’ abduction of Persephone and Demeter’s subsequent environmental retaliation, prominent Mt. Olympus citizens have sought refuge…

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Miscellanea, The Wellesley Snooze

A Colorful Crowd

By Nuala Stone

The Head of the Charles Regatta (HOCR), the world’s largest two-day regatta, is upon us. I’m five foot eight, but…

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Miscellanea, The Wellesley Snooze

Eleven alternative fun facts that will leave people guessing, but not enough to ask follow up questions

By Nuala Stone

This September has brought with it a slew of anti-fun fact memes, each created in opposition to the heinous first…

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Miscellanea, The Wellesley Snooze

Silly Man on Amtrak

By Nuala Stone

Thursday, 6:30 p.m., sitting at a booth in the food car: Man with briefcase, aged 40 or so, already grey:…

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Miscellanea, The Wellesley Snooze

The Wellesley Blues

By Nuala Stone

It is to be expected that many people romanticize the beginning of the school year: leaves turning color; a hint…

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The Wellesley Snooze

The Smoker’s Bench: Where Are They Now?

By Nuala Stone

“Do you have a light?” A friendship ignited. In the Bates courtyard, there exists a magical bench that facilitates one…

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