Top ten times feminism led us astray
1. Pussy hats They are objectively stupid and hideous. 2. Baby showers The kid’s not even fucking born yet, why…
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Tower House Prez Emails
Over the course of the past few weeks, Tower Court residents have engaged in slightly more debauchery than usual. As…
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Congratulations, Dr. Paula Johnson, nepo baby extraordinaire!
On Dec. 19, New York Magazine published a cover-to-cover exposé analyzing and critiquing Hollywood’s nepo-baby boom, dubbing 2022 “The Year…
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Almost Presidents Day
On Feb. 20, Wellesley College students celebrated their sixth annual “Almost Presidents Day.” Students took part in traditional mourning ceremonies…
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10 Ice Spice lyrics that are actually about Wellesley
Since our institution’s founding in 1870, many influential intellectuals have walked our hallowed halls. Yet, all pale in comparison to…
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A Conversation With Carrie Underwood and Her Lawyer After the Release of “Before He Cheats”
Carrie, you’re killing me here. What? You don’t like my song? The chorus is a written confession. No! Absolutely not,…
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PJ’s Letter to Santa
Fuzzy socks for those chilly New England winters Who doesn’t love cozy socks? More students paying full tuition The…
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10 Holidays Better Than Christmas
1. Memorial Day In memoriam of when the Snooze was actually funny. 2. Italian’s People Day We love our local…
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Your Spotify Warped
Top 10 Girlbosses who aren’t alumnae, but I would totally believe you if you told me they were
Lena Dunham Loud, white liberal with a pixie cut Megan Rapinoe (ibid) We know you’re mad about this, but it’s…
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