
Top ten times feminism led us astray
1. Pussy hats They are objectively stupid and hideous. 2. Baby showers The kid’s not even fucking born yet, why…
Read More1. Pussy hats They are objectively stupid and hideous. 2. Baby showers The kid’s not even fucking born yet, why…
Read MoreOver the course of the past few weeks, Tower Court residents have engaged in slightly more debauchery than usual. As…
Read MoreOn Dec. 19, New York Magazine published a cover-to-cover exposé analyzing and critiquing Hollywood’s nepo-baby boom, dubbing 2022 “The Year…
Read MoreOn Feb. 20, Wellesley College students celebrated their sixth annual “Almost Presidents Day.” Students took part in traditional mourning ceremonies…
Read MoreSince our institution’s founding in 1870, many influential intellectuals have walked our hallowed halls. Yet, all pale in comparison to…
Read MoreCarrie, you’re killing me here. What? You don’t like my song? The chorus is a written confession. No! Absolutely not,…
Read MoreFuzzy socks for those chilly New England winters Who doesn’t love cozy socks? More students paying full tuition The…
Read More1. Memorial Day In memoriam of when the Snooze was actually funny. 2. Italian’s People Day We love our local…
Read MoreLena Dunham Loud, white liberal with a pixie cut Megan Rapinoe (ibid) We know you’re mad about this, but it’s…
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