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      Under the “friendly” and “earthy” facade, Trader Joe’s hides unethical practices
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      Job insecurity for student workers has complex consequences
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      Rio Romeo releases single “Over & Over”
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      Dolly Parton confirms “Rock Star” collaborations
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    • Top ten times feminism led us astray
      Top ten times feminism led us astray
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      How to: Prep your Preschooler for the College Application Process

The Wellesley Snooze

Top ten times feminism led us astray

By Rebecca Birnbach

1. Pussy hats They are objectively stupid and hideous. 2. Baby showers  The kid’s not even fucking born yet, why…

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Tower House Prez Emails

By Rebecca Birnbach

Over the course of the past few weeks, Tower Court residents have engaged in slightly more debauchery than usual. As…

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Congratulations, Dr. Paula Johnson, nepo baby extraordinaire!

By Rebecca Birnbach

On Dec. 19, New York Magazine published a cover-to-cover exposé analyzing and critiquing Hollywood’s nepo-baby boom, dubbing 2022 “The Year…

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Almost Presidents Day

By Abi Winer, Elliot Patterson, Rebecca Birnbach

On Feb. 20, Wellesley College students celebrated their sixth annual “Almost Presidents Day.” Students took part in traditional mourning ceremonies…

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10 Ice Spice lyrics that are actually about Wellesley

By Abi Winer, Beverly Cohen, Lexi Borden, Rebecca Birnbach

Since our institution’s founding in 1870, many influential intellectuals have walked our hallowed halls. Yet, all pale in comparison to…

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A Conversation With Carrie Underwood and Her Lawyer After the Release of “Before He Cheats”

By Rebecca Birnbach

Carrie, you’re killing me here. What? You don’t like my song? The chorus is a written confession. No! Absolutely not,…

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PJ’s Letter to Santa

By Alexia Gilioli, Cheryl Wang, Rebecca Birnbach

Fuzzy socks for those chilly New England winters Who doesn’t love cozy socks?    More students paying full tuition The…

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10 Holidays Better Than Christmas

By Cheryl Wang, Eleanor Ahn, Rebecca Birnbach

1. Memorial Day In memoriam of when the Snooze was actually funny. 2. Italian’s People Day We love our local…

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Your Spotify Warped

By Rebecca Birnbach
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Top 10 Girlbosses who aren’t alumnae, but I would totally believe you if you told me they were

By Rebecca Birnbach

Lena Dunham Loud, white liberal with a pixie cut Megan Rapinoe (ibid) We know you’re mad about this, but it’s…

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