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As Marathon Monday approaches and Wellesley students flock to CVS to stock up on chapstick, there’s one lingering question left…
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Despite your furtive efforts to conceal the naked horror in your eyes, a recent investigation has revealed the scope of…
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In the wake of a protracted standoff between the roughly 2,400 Wellesley students and the campus’ accommodations, which range from…
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Over the past week, shockwaves have rippled across campus, prompted by the revelation that Wellesley’s Russian Department may be exerting…
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On March 8, Wellesley’s Grading Department intends to make changes regarding the college’s grade deflation policy. This decision was made…
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Summer is only 2,184 hours or 90 days, away, and if you haven’t secured your internship yet, you may be…
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On Feb. 18, Director of Residential Life Seffie Tringet sent out an email to the campus announcing that the College…
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Wellesley College has been abuzz with talk of cross-registration at MIT as the semester begins. Unofficially, some students see this…
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A newly-released study by the American Psychological Association has found that Wellesley students are exceptional amongst all college students in…
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According to student witnesses, Wellesley College has experienced a huge spike in skywriting across campus this semester. “I was heading…
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