“The Scream Balloon,” as Wellesley students affectionately call it, has officially been elected as mascot of the Science Center on campus. The balloon appeared about a week ago and has already solidified...
At the Minnesota Tech $100K Catalyst Finale 2016 on Feb. 10, Area professor Daniel Dwight,made a monumental speech on the StartUp Nation. Echoing somewhat-famous scientist Richard Feynman, Dwight announced...
Following an entire wintersession spent marathoning HGTV staples such as “Flip or Flop”, “House Hunters” and “Property Brothers,” Erica Chapman ’17 has started her own flipping business....
Irked by students who hit “reply all” while responding to school-wide emails and augment the already excessive number of emails that the general population receives daily, a group of students has formed...
The anthropology department has finally released its exhaustive, five-year-long study of Wellesley’s in-class argumentative habits. The study, conducted in at least one class from every department,...
Students across campus are preparing for the Annual Midterms Humblebrag Derby, a Wellesley tradition and student life staple. The Derby, a race to see who can humblebrag the most about their packed schedule...
Reports written in conjunction with staff and students at the Bae Pao Lu Chow Dining Hall confirmed this afternoon that the quiet girl from your HoCo has spent an entire lunch period putting together...
Reports written in conjunction with Campus Police and the anthropology ancient Neanderthal was excavated from the Remix Dance Floor at 11pm on Friday. The press release claims that the Neanderthal...
Reports filed to Campus Police of paper, markers and games disappearing from the Spontaneous Moments in the Lives of Everyday Students (S.M.i.L.E.S) area in the Clapp Library were all resolved Tuesday,...
In a historic turn of events, God has cancelled the Second Great Flood. After planning the actual flood meticulously and well in advance, the project’s last phase, choosing whom to save, proved too difficult....
Good Morning,
I can see that you’re trying to wake up, but the light is too bright for your poor eyes. What a pity. I’d almost feel bad for you, if I hadn’t done that intentionally. You’re awake...
In an effort to help its students and faculty, Wellesley College sent out an announcement with suggestions. Cosigned by health services, the announcement recommends that individuals remain totally unaffected...