Winter is coming…
Hi stinks! As you may have noticed, the leaves are changing color, the days are becoming shorter and your weed…
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The Wellesley Snooze is the satire section of The Wellesley News. It operates independently from the Newsroom and Editorial Board.
Parsley’s Baby
Something is happening to me. I don’t know who to tell — it feels like I can’t trust anyone in…
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Why We Can’t Walk All the Way Around the Lake
While Wellesley parents gallivanted around our beautiful campus this past weekend, there was one area that visitors were strictly…
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MIT Frat Party: Determine Your Fate
Boy Math Problem Set
Forbes defines “Girl Math” as “an invented set of rules that women supposedly keep to when justifying impulse spending.” But…
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What to Say Instead of “I go to Wellesley”
Are you tired of having to explain Wellesley to old friends, relatives, new coworkers, randos you meet at the bar,…
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5 Brand New Sustainability Initiatives
Hey Wellesley! As you may have noticed, we almost fucking died in a heatwave recently. Global warming becomes less of…
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Proposal for new SHEs events
Hey, sluts and welcum back to campus! We, the SHEs (and theys!), aka the Sexual Health Educators, are so excited…
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SOFC Student Bursar Candidates Endorsements
Finding a student to be underpaid and under thanked can be hard. Let us help you out! 10. You! (Please.)…
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Sentiments of a Recovering Boarding School Bitch
One of the great shames of Wellesley College is that it is home to many a “boarding school bitch.” I…
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