Hot singles in need of Valentine
You might want to hold your horses and put away your one-person pity party, for hot singles in YOUR area…
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Rate My Professor Rebranding for Gen Z
Rate My Professors has read all the feedback you all have been sending in, and of course, as is with…
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A Conversation With Carrie Underwood and Her Lawyer After the Release of “Before He Cheats”
Carrie, you’re killing me here. What? You don’t like my song? The chorus is a written confession. No! Absolutely not,…
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Rejected Snooze Articles for the Week
Here at the Snooze, our many enthusiastic “journalists” eagerly pitch new ideas every week. For better or for worse, most…
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Happy Valentine’s Day from Spog
The Four Best Places to Loudly FaceTime Someone on Campus
#4: The communal bathroom! Who doesn’t like to hear someone in the next stall talking to their mom or boyfriend…
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PJ’s Letter to Santa
Fuzzy socks for those chilly New England winters Who doesn’t love cozy socks? More students paying full tuition The…
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10 Holidays Better Than Christmas
1. Memorial Day In memoriam of when the Snooze was actually funny. 2. Italian’s People Day We love our local…
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Your Spotify Warped
Top 10 Girlbosses who aren’t alumnae, but I would totally believe you if you told me they were
Lena Dunham Loud, white liberal with a pixie cut Megan Rapinoe (ibid) We know you’re mad about this, but it’s…
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