10 Ice Spice lyrics that are actually about Wellesley
Since our institution’s founding in 1870, many influential intellectuals have walked our hallowed halls. Yet, all pale in comparison to…
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Day in the Life of Sad Wellesley Student
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a withering little sad flower sad boy poo poo? No, you…
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Folx, We’re F*cking Edgy Now!!
We’re not pansy pants anymore, and we’re actually going to write edgy sh*t now (for realsies!!). This is the era…
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Hot singles in need of Valentine
You might want to hold your horses and put away your one-person pity party, for hot singles in YOUR area…
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Rate My Professor Rebranding for Gen Z
Rate My Professors has read all the feedback you all have been sending in, and of course, as is with…
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A Conversation With Carrie Underwood and Her Lawyer After the Release of “Before He Cheats”
Carrie, you’re killing me here. What? You don’t like my song? The chorus is a written confession. No! Absolutely not,…
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Rejected Snooze Articles for the Week
Here at the Snooze, our many enthusiastic “journalists” eagerly pitch new ideas every week. For better or for worse, most…
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Happy Valentine’s Day from Spog
The Four Best Places to Loudly FaceTime Someone on Campus
#4: The communal bathroom! Who doesn’t like to hear someone in the next stall talking to their mom or boyfriend…
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PJ’s Letter to Santa
Fuzzy socks for those chilly New England winters Who doesn’t love cozy socks? More students paying full tuition The…
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