Alas, the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics have come to an end. This year’s Games have only left us wanting more, and 2028 can’t come soon enough. The sunny city of Los Angeles—showbiz capital of the world—is...
Within the next week or two, biracial Mormon Messiah Beef Bourguignon Smith will grace the sunny suburbs of Los Angeles with their gourmet, farm-fresh presence. The third child of models Nara and Lucky...
Grimes: Hi. I’m Grimes.
Gordon Ramsay: Sorry, where are the wings?
GRI: On my back.
GR: Is this not an episode of Hot Ones? Where’s the fuckin’ sauce?
GRI: Actually, Gordon, this is a tell-all...
What’s your favorite dining hall meal?
A) Chicken tinga
B) Vegan meatballs
C) Desserts heated up in the sandwich press
D ) # N o n e # I H a v e A D a s h P a s s #I’dRatherEatAChainsawThanEatInTower
What...
America has been doing (cough cough funding) some fucked up shit and it’s all coming to light now. As someone who is kind of not really American, here are some of the other reasons that I think America...
iPads
Just kidding! There’s never enough available. You Snooze, you lose.
Macbooks
Helps out in a pinch when your other Apple products inevitably betray you and stop working :(
GoPro
Why...
Something is happening to me. I don’t know who to tell — it feels like I can’t trust anyone in the dorm. But something is very, very wrong.
It all started last week: I went to dinner at Tower...
One of the great shames of Wellesley College is that it is home to many a “boarding school bitch.” I must confess, I am one of said bitches. Boarding school bitches — also known as prep school pussies,...
Being Korean is an increasingly popular trend in today’s society. What’s not to love about Blackpink and cup ramen? As a real-life Korean person, I want to help my Wellesley sibs achieve true Koreandom....
For all great songs, there is a victim. A perpetrator. A villain. Think John Mayer and “Dear John,” Lindsey Buckingham and “The Chain,” Donald Trump and “FDT (F**k Donald Trump)”— the list...
In honor of this year’s International Women’s Day (March 8, 2023), the Snooze has decided to participate in the objectification of women. We’re here to show you how the male gaze categorizes females...
Have you ever wondered what it’s like to be a withering little sad flower sad boy poo poo? No, you haven’t, because that’s your life. Every day. At Wellesley.
8:10 a.m. — wake up for your first...
You might want to hold your horses and put away your one-person pity party, for hot singles in YOUR area are in desperate need of your company.
Gisele Bündchen
All she asks is that you don’t try to...
No one does Thanksgiving like Wendy Wellesley. Here’s an insider look at what’s going to be at this girlboss’s Thanksgiving table.
A classic Wendy Wellesley Thanksgiving follows a seven-course format,...
Dressing up for the spooky season? Don’t know what to wear? Fear not—we’ve got you covered, with a list of ten fabulous costumes that you can make from home.
1. Sexy Founding Father
You’ll...
