I have been the center of many-a-Sidechat discourse, labeled “that bitch in my poli-sci class” and I wanted to take this opportunity to explain myself. So really, I never got told to shut up as a child, and therefore I never do. My mom told me that I’m her smart little winner and I just know that means I am always winning. “No” was not a word ever used in my household, so I just stay true to myself and my upbringing by speaking my mind, even when it’s blank. My papers are full of the biggest words I know, and I just LOVE a thesaurus. Why say use when you could say utilize, am I right? I take meticulous notes on every paper we read for the sole purpose of correctness. I want to take the burden off of my professors when other people are wrong – it’s altruistic if you think about it. I, therefore, correct every single one of my peers at every chance I get and then stare at my professor until they nod in approval. I know I’m awesome, but it’s nice to be appreciated. So my query for you, fellow students, is: am I really in the wrong, or am I just smarter than you?

– Sincerely, that dumb bitch in your poli-sci class