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What does Wellesley mean by women’s college? Vagina. Monday, March 6, 2023, Wellesley College President Paula Johnson came out with…
Read MoreWhat does Wellesley mean by women’s college? Vagina. Monday, March 6, 2023, Wellesley College President Paula Johnson came out with…
Read MoreOver the course of the past few weeks, Tower Court residents have engaged in slightly more debauchery than usual. As…
Read MoreStating that she was “allowed to feel upset about this,” the Stone Center just validated the worst human being you’ve…
Read MoreHere at the Snooze, we’ve developed a scientific process to tell whether people at this prestigious institution suffer from the…
Read MoreIn honor of this year’s International Women’s Day (March 8, 2023), the Snooze has decided to participate in the objectification…
Read MoreOn Dec. 19, New York Magazine published a cover-to-cover exposé analyzing and critiquing Hollywood’s nepo-baby boom, dubbing 2022 “The Year…
Read MoreOn Feb. 20, Wellesley College students celebrated their sixth annual “Almost Presidents Day.” Students took part in traditional mourning ceremonies…
Read MoreSince our institution’s founding in 1870, many influential intellectuals have walked our hallowed halls. Yet, all pale in comparison to…
Read MoreHave you ever wondered what it’s like to be a withering little sad flower sad boy poo poo? No, you…
Read MoreWe’re not pansy pants anymore, and we’re actually going to write edgy sh*t now (for realsies!!). This is the era…
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