“End grade deflation”: Harvard students walk out protesting College grade inflation rejection Greta P. Allen and Gina P. Aaron | June 18, 2026 “End poverty. End racism. End grade deflation.” These were the words that nearly 7,000 Harvard College students chanted as they walked out of class on Tuesday afternoon. In the largest demonstration...
Top Ten Tips for Recent Grads Rebecca Birnbach, Editor-In-Chief | May 4, 2026 We have ideas, but if you've come to The Snooze for advice, you might have some soul searching to do...
Cover Letter Template Rebecca Birnbach, Editor-In-Chief | May 4, 2026 I am so excited for this opportunity with [company name] for [reason 1] and also [reason 2]!
Future news in brief Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | April 28, 2026 You're gonna wanna keep this clipping
I hate Klay Thompson and I hope he DIES!!!! (not satire) Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | April 28, 2026 Klay Alexander Thompson, you are watashi NOT star.
You met me at a very white time in my life Eleanor Ahn, Snooze Senior Editor | April 14, 2026 We present to you: Whitemaxxing.
Excuses for not attending your friend’s Ruhlman Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | April 14, 2026 There are some things in this world that you just don’t care about, no matter how many of your friends need to farm for LinkedIn clout.
The new official Wellesley 100 Jo Calderone, Snooze Staff Writer | April 4, 2026 100 reasons to stay at Wellesley.
I Lived it: I lost my life savings at the Wellesley Poker Club Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | April 4, 2026 Wellesley Clubus Pokerum, which I can only assume is Latin for “no-fun-money-stealing-LOSERS,” is a new campus org promoting “fun” and "gambling".
School Cultured: the TRUTH behind our admin Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | April 4, 2026 Hold your friends close; they might be like 28 minutes old and made from Susan Wagner’s bob.
The first person to get cracked on Single’s Inferno Eleanor Ahn, Snooze Senior Editor | April 4, 2026 "If we’re going to give you a lifetime of internet endorsements, the least you could do is wear a thong bikini.”
Upsetting! Kid that reminds me of myself is actually kind of weird and boring Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | April 4, 2026 Were you "a pleasure to have in class" growing up? Well then you might want to read this one.