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The student newspaper of Wellesley College since 1901

The Wellesley News

The student newspaper of Wellesley College since 1901

The Wellesley News

Trump Demolishes East Wing to Build 90,000-Square-Foot-Ego

Trump Demolishes East Wing to Build 90,000-Square-Foot-Ego

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Managing Editor | November 6, 2025

WASHINGTON — Despite failing to obtain approval for construction or consult a Feng Shui expert, The White House has started tearing down part of the East Wing to build the world’s worst prom venue...

How to get an internship 101

LinkedIn Fanfic Writer, 500+ Connections | November 1, 2025
(18+ ONLY!!!!)
The savanna

Laundry Room Alpha

Zoe Glimcher, Staff Writer | November 1, 2025
No one is safe
Warnings From The Route 9 Psychic

Warnings From The Route 9 Psychic

Beverly Cohen, Staff Writer | November 1, 2025

The menacing figures in the Claflin laundry machines are plotting my demise   The tampons on the floor of the Beebe 4th shower are going to be sentient one day (something in the water)  ...

Friend of Dorothy

Friend of Dorothy

Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | November 1, 2025
Fuck the primary sources.
Be warned.

Tylenol is a Gateway Drug: Other Ways Pregnant Women are Ruining Their Babies

Lil Pharma, Trying to make it big! | November 1, 2025
Are you a woman who can read? We can explain that.
Y/N outside of Gamma Alpha Gamma

10 Classes to Take to Get Into an MIT Frat

Marla Van Deusen, Staff Writer | November 1, 2025
The brothers of Gamma Alpha Gamma (GAG) cannot wait to party with you lovely ladies
We stand with you!

The Male Chromosome: Dealing With Tiny Itty Tim Syndrome

Gatsby Langston, Staff Writer | November 1, 2025
The only time tits are disappointing.
WELLES 100: Real Actual Syllabus

WELLES 100: Real Actual Syllabus

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Senior Editor | September 18, 2025
You may not drop this class btw.
We hid 3 million dollars in the drywall of Clapp. Good luck!

We hid 3 million dollars in the drywall of Clapp. Good luck!

Blonde ’28, Snooze Senior Editor | September 18, 2025
Select the blurred images of bicycles to begin!
Real, non-edited scene from Lulu

POV: It’s Flower Sunday

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Senior Editor | September 18, 2025
Who else is up for a shriveled gerbera and a wave of ennui?
LER

LER

Wokeday | May 2, 2025
Time to complete your end of term Learning Experience Reflection, or else...
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