Clapp renovations extended to install skibidi all-gender toilets — “Just gyatt to remain inclusive!” says Administration
People are swallowing Tide Pods again
SHE’s set to restock the dental dams in dorm laundry rooms for the first time ever! Nice!
Community of mini teeny wittle people found living amongst algae in the puddle behind Cazenove — Panel scheduled in PNE 420 to debate sovereignty.
MIA: Jill Stein. Wya?