Want to know even more about fellow Wellesley students’ sex lives than you already do? Lucky for you, a brand new Instagram has cropped up that’ll revolutionize the dating scene on campus. @wellesley.v4nilla will answer the question you’ve always had — what does that one person from my first year writing class like in bed? After appearing in over half of the student body’s Instagram suggested pages, the account creator explained over dm that the account provides a space for students to briefly introduce themselves and what they’re seeking from a potential vanilla sexual relationship.
One post comes from an East Side resident who is looking for sex that “does not require any improv skills — including but not limited to any kinds of roleplay and dirty talk.” The user continued, “I am just not good at world building and commitment to character.”
Another post comes from a student who had no luck at drag last month seeking v4v (virgin for virgin) dry-humping sessions while watching Killing Eve. Don’t think the account isn’t just soliciting sex, though; it is inclusive of all sorts of relationships! One user, who has never lost their OneCard and always buys their textbooks, is seeking a date for The Cupid’s Court Formal! In a since deleted post, one confused user who daily asks Sidechat what’s for dinner seeks help navigating SuperSearch. Thankfully, the comments were helpful in redirecting the original poster to the @wellesley.sapi0sexual account. The account’s creator wants you to know that just because it’s vanilla doesn’t mean it’s bland…one time they even had a thrilling affair in which they hooked up with someone knowing that their block mates who are two doors down were home!!
