Hey, sluts and welcum back to campus!

We, the SHEs (and theys!), aka the Sexual Health Educators, are so excited for another year of dental dam pushing and mindful masturbating! Some of you know us from Sex Carnival — you know, when the SBOG frog got a little too excited — and others may know us as the distributors of those condom wrappers you sometimes see in the single stall bathroom after a long weekend. But way too many of you know us from Men’s Panel — that once-a-year event where we bring together a pandering group of drunk Tinder matches and some of Boston’s finest 7s. Some short, some on the tall side of short, and some on the short side of tall, greater Boston’s bachelors have come prepared. 

Men’s Panel answers that question we all came here to ask: “[what] Do the men think?” But this year, we want to do things a little differently. The SHEs are sick and tired of only getting attention for one event — don’t we deserve credit for everything else we do? This year, we are excited to announce some events that we know will do more than tickle your fancy … 

This November, look forward to Kink At Pride, a conversation with some of our freakiest freaks that begs the question, should you maybe keep that shit to yourself?

For Women’s History Month this March, we’re proud to present: Will Sexual Liberation Ever Be True Liberation? Opinions are like assholes — they don’t get enough attention! Bring yours to the Pendleton Atrium to unpack your so-called liberation.

We look forward to hosting “Well I’d Do Anything For A Blonde Dyke,” a deep dive into how the standards just aren’t the same for white mascs, and how the campus-wide masc-shortage has driven some to new extremes. 

Immediately following this Panel is “Playtime: a Brief Recess,” a 15-minute show-and-tell style event of the SHEs’sex toys, which gives us just enough time to set up and move everyone outside to the academic quad for our annual buffet-style “Muncheon” catered by Sweetgreen.