We at the Snooze do not condone animal cruelty, yet the Goose Slingshot Club has been a staple at this institution since its very founding. Usually, the geese stay alive; however, recently, many geese have been found dead around campus, and the slingshot club is bearing the blame. In a campus-wide email last week, Dean Horton condemned the club, pointing the proverbial slingshot back at them. A demonstration will be held on Sev Green on Tuesday, Feb. 17 to save the historic and beloved club. 

P.S. It’s BYOSS