Resistance isn’t always in revolution, sometimes it’s the little victories. Here are some of this week’s “stick it to the man” moments:

• Complained about my female AND male professors
• Only ordered to Amazon lockers with girl names during the economic blackout
• Neutered my cat
• Did zero emotional labor in my situationship
• Plan B Vending Machine in Slater untouched since day after installation
• Terribly unfunny college improv troupe is all women
• Roommate rejects gender norms by refusing to clean or do laundry
• MIT student puts “Wellesley” in their bio
• Didn’t use automatic door button when entering Sci
• All three stalls in communal bathroom occupied by girls pooping
• Haven’t seen my friends in 3 weeks because of Chem lab
• “Eat the Rich” shirt sold out on Amazon
• Was only objectified by other women on my last night out
• Haven’t gotten any play in so long the 4B movement made me their leader
• Set all the boyfriends at Cupid’s Court ablaze
• This woman’s podcast also sucks

So take that, patriarchy.