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The Wellesley News

The student newspaper of Wellesley College since 1901

The Wellesley News

The student newspaper of Wellesley College since 1901

The Wellesley News

All content by Beverly Cohen
How I solved the male loneliness epidemic

How I solved the male loneliness epidemic

Beverly Cohen, Staff Writer | November 12, 2024
They can’t be lonely if they’re dead.
"my very real gf" Graphic courtesy of Rebecca Birnbach

Her <3

Beverly Cohen | February 21, 2024
I knew she was the one when she said, “░M░Y░ ░P░U░S░S░Y░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░” 
"This could be you" Graphic courtesy of Rebecca Birnbach

The Alpha Omega Student Bursar Bad Boy

Beverly Cohen | November 8, 2023

You slowly wake up to the sound of birds chirping outside your fully renovated Severance Hall single dorm room. As you open your eyes, you see your sociology class crush lying beside you on your twin XL...

"Why don't you just take another mental health day" Graphic by Rebecca Birnbach

Worst Human Being You’ve Ever Met Validated by Stone Center Therapist

Beverly Cohen | March 8, 2023

Stating that she was “allowed to feel upset about this,” the Stone Center just validated the worst human being you’ve ever met. In her latest therapy session, Wendy Wellesley complained about the...

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