In a historic turn of events, God has cancelled the Second Great Flood. After planning the actual flood meticulously and well in advance, the project’s last phase, choosing whom to save, proved too difficult....

In an effort to help its students and faculty, Wellesley College sent out an announcement with suggestions. Cosigned by health services, the announcement recommends that individuals remain totally unaffected...

The College announced Tuesday that Aya Ayye ’15 has finally won everything that she could possibly win as an undergraduate student. The neuroscience and political science double major, who is also pre-med...

Sources confirmed Tuesday that Her Royal Highness Hillary Clinton has sent out an official decree telling the world, once and for all, what she would do. Students have taken the biggest hit in this development,...

Not a single member of the Wellesley College student body has spoken to Liona Lionne ’18 in two weeks, after she ignored her email for six hours during the day. In an impressive demonstration of collaboration...

Usually housed in the course reserve section of the Clapp Library, a sixth edition microeconomics textbook sauntered out between 9 and 11:30 p.m. Monday night. Unabashed about its behavior, the book made...

After a thorough review of its own budget, the Student Organization and Appointments Committee (SOAC) applied to itself for funding and promptly got denied. A college government committee responsible for...

Students all over campus are reportedly recovering from last Wednesday afternoon when, after election results were confirmed, political campaigns everywhere broke up with student campaign interns and volunteers...