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The Wellesley News

The student newspaper of Wellesley College since 1901

The Wellesley News

The student newspaper of Wellesley College since 1901

The Wellesley News

All content by Sophie Bunnell
You win some, you lose some. Graphic courtesy of Rebecca Birnbach

The Snooze Awards for the Best Tanners of 2022

Sophie Bunnell | November 17, 2022

Looking for a tantalizing summer experience? Well, look no further than the Snooze! In case you missed them, here are the Snooze’s picks for the Best Tanners of this year. Willow Wellesley: “My Summer...

Graphic courtesy of Rebecca Birnbach

Olivia Wilde’s Salad Dressing

Sophie Bunnell | November 3, 2022

The Snooze has obtained an exclusive copy of the recipe for the special salad dressing created by Olivia Wilde for known food connoisseur (see “Watermelon Sugar,” “Grapejuice,” “Kiwi”) and...

Laundry room adorned with a variety of menstrual products. Photo courtesy of Rebecca Birnbach.

Poetry Corner

Sophie Bunnell | October 3, 2022

Not Sponsored by Tampax By Sophie Bunnell   I was in plastic  Now I am soaked and sodden Atop fresh linens.   This is Just to Say By Cheryl Wang   I have placed the tampon on...

Movie Moment! Quarantine roommates discover they’re long lost twins

Sophie Bunnell | February 10, 2022

In a stunning and heartwarming turn of events, two roommates quarantining together at Hotel Wellesley discovered that they were long-lost twins separated at birth. Through an exclusive interview obtained...

Ten Hot Tips for Looking Sexier While Swabbing Your Nostrils

Sophie Bunnell | November 18, 2021

Because we love our fans and want the best for you, here's ten tips for becoming the sexist, nose swabbing sib.    1. Maintain direct eye contact with the medical attendant. Points for winking. 2....

Graphics courtesy of Alexia Gilioli.

Meet the Class of 2025

Sophie Bunnell | November 18, 2021

Haven’t had time to look through the several hundred introduction posts from the Class of 2025? Don’t worry. “The Wellesley Snooze” has got you covered. We’ve done you the favor of compiling...

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