Fuzzy socks for those chilly New England winters

Who doesn’t love cozy socks? 

More students paying full tuition

The backbone of our glorious institution. 

A Bop-It!™

This one just seems to fit.

Censorship Rights

It’s truly astonishing that we haven’t been shut down yet. A Christmas Miracle you could say.

A Taylor Swift Concert Presale Code

Because even though PJ was within the top 0.1% of Taylor’s listeners, she, like you, tragically did not get one.

A Dyson Airwrap

She probably already owns one tbh. But we’ll put this on here just in case 😉

A Matching PJ PJ Set

Something silk maybe?

A Visit From the Ghost of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to Show Her the True Meaning of Christmas

She is the main character! In this case, the main character just happens to be Ebenezer Scrooge.

A Monocle 

It looks dope.

Hillary Clinton’s Personal Cell Phone Number

You know she does.

Revenge

All that T. Swift has got PJ in the vengeful spirit.