• iPads

Just kidding! There’s never enough available. You Snooze, you lose.

• Macbooks

Helps out in a pinch when your other Apple products inevitably betray you and stop working 🙁

• GoPro

Why would Wellesley offer a GoPro? That’s a great question, but I’m renting one to film how I surf in a super sick, shaka brah manner.

• AirPods

Maybe check for the cheesy bits before putting them in your ears …

• Dongle

Not a dick in a thong, but a useful converter for older models of earbuds.

• Burner phones

Tech companies are so nosy these days. It’s always a good idea to protect your anonymity.

• Ball gags

At the behest of SHEs, Clapp is working to become a more sex-positive space.

• Lye

Sometimes borrowed by chem classes, lye is a great ingredient in cleaning products. It also happens to aid in the process of decomposition.

• Tarp

Have you ever been hanging out with friends, maybe burying something together, when the rain starts pouring? A tarp is a great, multipurpose waterproof covering.

• Blunt objects of varying sizes

Options include Hydroflasks, flashlights, and baseball bats. If you arrange a meeting with the director of Accessibility and Disability Resources, there are options to add spikes to your baseball bat.

HAPPY HUNTING!