What’s your favorite dining hall meal?

• A) Chicken tinga

• B) Vegan meatballs

• C) Desserts heated up in the sandwich press

• D ) # N o n e # I H a v e A D a s h P a s s #I’dRatherEatAChainsawThanEatInTower

What are you drinking on a night out?

• A) G&T

• B) Nothing, I am the least fun person to hang out with, also I suck

• C) Pink Whitney

• D) Apple soju

What is your guilty pleasure?

• A) Tweezing my leg hairs one by one

• B) Leaving threatening notes under people’s doors

• C) Poppers

• D) Being gay

Who should be the next American president?

• A) Hillary Clinton

• B) Bernie Sanders

• C) PinkPantheress

• D) A hot Kennedy!

Where do you hide your treasure?

• A) A lint roller I ordered off of Etsy that has a secret compartment hidden beneath the detachable handle

• B) Underneath Meemaw’s casket

• C) In my left fallopian tube

• D) Switzerland

RESULTS:

Mostly As: Self-Aware Swiftie
The flipside of never making history is never getting canceled. You’re liked by many, loved by none. Your major is something sensible, like econ or political science. You’ve ridden a horse at least once in your life. Your poops frequently float. You’re fine. I don’t really care enough to think about you further.

Mostly Bs: Organic Deodorant-Wearer
You have a lot going on right now: your Reddit page was banned so that’s a bummer. Your long term, long distance sexting penpal ghosted you on the tenth anniversary of your first omegle date. In general, you are someone that people pity.

Mostly Cs: Likes Spanking (a little too much)
Hey, I don’t want to date you because you scare me, but when I have a mental breakdown, could you whip me with a belt and call me a disappointment?

Mostly Ds: International Student
If Yamibuy went out of business, you would combust and die. You would never graduate and your life would be ruined.

** If you’re tied between two or more categories, you are a special Divergent District 12 y/n dreamgirl with