Stop applying to my UROP, I will never endorse you on Linkedin.

– Dr., Astronaut, Bridgit Mendler Esq. on Wellesley students.

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The truth is, I’m just in the studio working hard on my upcoming country album.

– Kate Middleton on the public’s speculations regarding her whereabouts.

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For me, it really is all about that base.

– Juni Cortez from “Spy Kids” on touching his wife, Meghan Trainor’s, boobs.

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I’ve never really been a big fan.

– Jojo Siwa explaining the difference between her and a windmill.

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I watch ‘WALL-E’ at least once a week, better safe than sorry.

– Mitch McConnell [confused] about cybersecurity.

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It’s horrible! The polymers are hydrophobic so they take YEARS to breakdown.

– Greta Thunberg on why she never uses condoms.

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Every morning, around 7:30 a.m. when I let the dogs out, I go outside and harvest as many as I can find! Barack even has to buy me a new freezer.

– Michelle Obama on her continuous charitable contributions to St. Jude’s Organ Donation Center.