- Hey, you look lost, are you new here? What’s your name?
- Barron Trump, you said? Son of Donald Trump, you said? Who’s that? Is he a big deal or something? Well anyway, nice to meet you too!
- How do you like NYU so far?
- You like it? Neato. I used to like it here, too.
- Oh, who are those people back there? They’re the jocks, they pretty much run this school.
- The kids over there? Those are the Tisch kids, they’re all just a bunch of theater dorks, Hamil-can you shut up, amirite?
- You see them, over there? Those are your fellow Sternies. Most people just call them the nerds.
- And those guys are the popular kids. They all met through their promoters’ influencer dinners.
- What’s that? Who am I? I’m what you call an outsider. I don’t have many friends, but everyone seems to know who I am.
- Yeah I kinda don’t fit in, and I don’t really care to. I mean, what’s it all for? I’m never going to please everyone, just ask my stepmom… so you know, I figure why even bother?
- I guess you could say I’m not like other girls, I like poetry, staying in, good ol’ mary jane as the kids say.
- Oh you never caught my name? I’m Ella. Ella Emhoff.
Barron Trump’s first day at NYU
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“he’s got a table at Mr. Purple.” Graphic Courtesy Rebecca Birnbach
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