Could you be featured on “Siblings Or Dating?” …
Sidechat & YikYak!
If you keep arguing about who’s who, you chose the perfect costume duo. Bonus: Argue with anything and everything!
Are you lowkey toxic for each other?…
Any SSRI & Tito’s!
Zoloft, Prozac, Lexapro … so many to choose from! Tito’s is our recommendation, but these are completely customizable. Bring out the Four-Loko suit! Bonus: Spend the entire night yelling at each other!
Are you inseparable?…
Shower & A Ball of Hair!
While this costume may be DIY heavy, it’s sure to cause a stir. The more PDA, the better. Bonus: Leave a few strands of hair in your path to assert dominance.
Is the timing just… wrong? …
The Science Center Stairs & A Construction Worker!
It is a classic tale of the right person, wrong time. Bonus: Stand in front of any door for the entire night and DO NOT MOVE!
Are you star-crossed lovers?…
Me & My Package Stuck in Mail Room Purgatory!
Destined to be together, doomed to stay apart. Bonus: Please give me my package. Amazon said it was here. Plzplzplz. I will do anything.
Do you believe “Opposites Attract?” Could no one predict you getting together?…
That one type of eccentric prof that wears a cat sweater every day & HER HUSBAND AND KIDS???
The perfect costume to announce your evolution from situationship to #offish with your unlikely partner! Shock the masses! Bonus: Pride pin and golf clubs pair flawlessly.
Are you in an Unfortunate Polycule?…
The Hazard Quad & Munger!
Distance is just a number, Munger is still a part of The Quint! For a quick and easy costume, just wear merch. Bonus: Have a group chat without Munger because they ‘Don’t make it to the date anyway.’
Are you in a Healthy Polycule (or a friend group with palpable romantic
tension)?…
Geese!
Turn no further than Sev Green to find a honktastic costume for you and your loving partners (or homoerotic friendships). The Wellesley Geese are the pinnacle of tenderness (ish), and are the ideal functioning polycule. Bonus: Death glare everyone that walks by!
