I hate Klay Thompson and I hope he DIES!!!! (not satire)

Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | April 28, 2026

Klay Alexander Thompson, you are watashi NOT star.

Excuses for not attending your friend’s Ruhlman

Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | April 14, 2026

There are some things in this world that you just don’t care about, no matter how many of your friends need to farm for LinkedIn clout.

School Cultured: the TRUTH behind our admin

Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | April 4, 2026

Hold your friends close; they might be like 28 minutes old and made from Susan Wagner’s bob. 

[Photo] BREAKING: Clapp to be renovated again, closed for 2026-2027

Jo Calderone, Snooze Staff Writer | March 3, 2026

This is not AI-generated. Someone actually made this sculpture.

[Photo] Art Review

Eleanor Ahn, Snooze Senior Editor | March 3, 2026

"Marriage" by Mipper Pigden

Dear Campus Po

Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | February 17, 2026

Please let us park illegally!

Snooze In Support

Talia DePodesta and Blonde ’28 | December 11, 2025

Bring back controversy

A day in my life as your upstairs neighbor

Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | December 11, 2025

Get on my level xoxo

Friend of Dorothy

Blonde ’28, Snooze Managing Editor | November 1, 2025

Fuck the primary sources.

[Photo] We hid 3 million dollars in the drywall of Clapp. Good luck!

Blonde ’28, Snooze Senior Editor | September 18, 2025

[Photo] POV: It’s Flower Sunday

Talia DePodesta, Snooze Senior Editor | September 18, 2025

Real, non-edited scene from Lulu

Keeping Up With The Kardinals

Blonde ’28 | May 2, 2025

In a move that has left theologians stunned and Instagram silent, Rob Kardashian (the alive one) has reportedly been ordained as a Katholic Kardinal ⓒ, marking perhaps the most unexpected plot twist...

[Photo] My Lesbian Origin Story

Gatsby Langston, Staff Writer | February 28, 2025

[Photo] New Cleanses

Raines, Staff Writer | February 28, 2025

That fuck ass shack on Tupelo lane

Blonde ’28 and Talia DePodesta | February 5, 2025

Let the games begin, hoorah!

New SBOG positions

Blonde ’28, Staff Writer | November 12, 2024

Apply today!

Couples costumes ideas

Blonde ’28 | October 31, 2024

Could you be featured on “Siblings Or Dating?” ... Sidechat & YikYak! If you keep arguing about who’s who, you chose the perfect costume duo. Bonus: Argue with anything and everything! Are...

Demolish everything. We want more Mods!

Blonde ’28 | October 17, 2024

Suez canal be damned

Upcoming Lulu Small Business Booths

Blonde ’28 | October 1, 2024

Brita This one’s for you, Bates! After the slight plumbing issue, we've rallied together to get Brita an official table at the entrance of Lulu. Bring in your water bottle for complementary E. Coli...